How to tick-off Yuki

How to Tick-Off Yuki


1. When you see him yell "Oh look at the pretty girl!"

2. Constantly remind him that Kyo got Tohru instead of him.

3. Ask him if he's old.

4. Ask him if he's secrectly a girl.

5. Ask him if he's gay for Hatsaharu.

6. Set fangirls on him.

7. Tell Ayame that Yuki has a girlfriend and that he wants him to reaquaint with her.

8. Call him "Yun-Yun Hime." (Princess Yun-Yun)

9. Tell him that "Yuki" means tender princess.

10. Tell him Kyo is cooler

11. Make him watch 'That darn Cat'

12. Take him to a exterminator shop store place.

13. Watch him freak-out.

14. Get Manabe drunk.

15. Lock them in a empty room.

16. Go in there 5 minutes later and see if Manabe is still alive.

17. Ask him if he has an inner self that's a rat.

18. Lock him in a closet.

19. Glomp him. A lot.

20. Write a list of how Kyo is much cooler than him.

21. Tell him that Tohru is pregunant with his baby.

22. When ever he gets made say in a baby voice. "Aww is Yuki-kins tireds?"

23. Dye his hair orange in his sleep.

24. Ask him if he ever knew that he had a fanclub.

25.Shove him in the room when Tohru and Kyo are kissing.

26. For his birthday get him a 'All About Cats' book.

27. Run up to him and put a tiara on his head and yell "Huzza! The princess has been found! All hail Princess Yuki!

28. Take all his clothes and replace them with girly dresses.(perferably from Ayames' shop.)

29. Whenever he's talking to Machi get on something that makes you taller then they are and yell, "YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE!!" and throw rice over them.

30. Ask him if he ever wanted to make-out with Tohru.

31. Then ask him if he has a crush on Mine. (You know Ayames' girlfriend.)

32. When he denies it, tell him it's ok to have a crush on someone you have 0% chances of being with.

33. Stare at him for a long time and when he asks what your doing say "I'm taking in your sparkles.I wonder if your more sparkly then Cullen...Hmmm."